Still in Pilchilemu so not much to report, other than me catching up on some reading: 15 battles that changed the world. Very interesting as they are not necessarily the battles you would think.
I did go for a ride up the coast on a recommendation to see a couple of things.
Punta Lobos where there is some serious surfing going on. They clamber down the cliff, swim across to a rock, walk around that and then throw themselves in (what looks like the Sargasso sea, there is so much seaweed in there). They then surf some big, fast waves.If you look closely you can see a guy with his board taking "the" route. Was never this hard at Praas Sands.
The waves break along way from the beach so they get a long run in if they want it. The good guys peel off the wave after it has lost some of its height.
All very impressive, especially knowing how cold the water is.
After that I headed a bit further to Chilumi where they extract sea salt from water beds. they lie all the way up this estuary. .
I have no idea how long it takes them to get a pile of salt this big. It wasn't exactly a spectator sport so I took my pictures and wandered back to my book
Although I did spot these signs along the road. Not sure how much they will help in the event of one but it is the thought that counts.
Got back to the battle of Chalons (no I hadn't heard of it either) basically the last major victory of Imperial Rome (with Goth allies) defeated Attila the Hun and stopped him destroying Western Europe. The date in case you are interested AD451. Where would you be without me?
Whilst reading of Attila stacking his loot in a pile so the enemy couldn't take it or him alive, 2 Kitesurfers appeared on the beach.. I was very impressed as it is monumental surf to clear before getting to the open sea. One did it and flew (literally) over the waves. The other guy didn't get 20 feet before he was dumped off his board. His kite landed in the water and was turned inside out by the waves.
The beach was all but deserted and was I pretty sure no one knew what danger he was in. I did the honourable thing, put my beer down and ran down the beach. There was no where for him to go but onto the large, sharp rocks downwind. The kite hit the rocks first with him at the end of the lines still 20 or 30 meters out to sea. Another guy came and helped me but the kite was being washed in and out on every wave They are about 12 sq meters of material and full of water, impossible to move. The thing was shredded but we managed to get it on to the beach and pull him in by the wires. It was bloody cold too, up to your unmentionables in that water!
That was the most expensive 2 minutes he had kitesurfing - probably £1,000 worth of kite trashed.Worse than that he looked rather shame faced as he watched his mate having a great time.
I think I will wait until the water is warmer and there are no rocks! Sounds like Brazil then..
Hi Enzo, I thought we ought to let you know that we have just invited (poached) your skipper, Ian, to accompany us to our first race! We thought we should not allow him to go rusty and keep him sharp for your return in July for Le Mans! We clearly only have your best interest at heart! He better not get too keen tho', otherwise I may be made redundant - Oh heck, that would never do! I just hope you don't get back to a skipper with a knackered back from torquing (sp?) those wheel nuts too much - bring on Tom??
ReplyDeleteAs for you Wilks - well those Lemon Violins sound a bit ponsy to me! I think I want to try some piscos sours. Nice to see that we are finally getting some compliments - you ARE going soft. Genuinely sorry to hear about your scary moment going down hill. No doubt you were a pillar of strength to all on board, as only a true Brit would be.
As for you Enzo, - you are going to come back a fountain of knowledge with all your reading of history and your travels. It makes us feel so inadequate, but no, I think it makes us want to piss off and visit somewhere else and hope that we would get a similar blog following, but I think you have already knabbed(sp?) the best continent. Before Henry deletes this edition I am going to hit the send button!
Happy travels to all
Love Clara X
Not a problem Podge will enjoy the day out. In fact, I think it is great that more people are getting involved with the "Care in the Community" project. Just remember to get permission from his warden if he is going to be away over night, oh and please tell him not to lick the windows - it frightens the other passengers.
DeleteWe are always glad to do our bit for the Community, but thanks for the warnings! I suppose it was never going to be straight forward going away with a member of 'team Wilkins'!
DeleteDear Wilks, Have you ever tried a G&T with your cornflakes? It's a real Heston experience, you should try it! Glad to have been able to teach you a thing or two! Tom is quite right, you really should get your facts right since we were in Imola, not Monza - just being picky now!
Could be a lengthy court case - good luck!
Clara
He also likes to be read a story & tucked in at night. I draw the line at the kissing but i will let you decide on that point!
Deletecourt case? i can see the court awarding custody of the bottle of LC to the only upright citizen amongst us - that would be Catlow then!
can I keep my head out the car window as we are travelling along?
ReplyDeleteThey have a big Range Rover so it should be fine, but stop peeing up against lamp posts
DeleteKev, tell me again; what, OK, one last time. These are small... but the ones out there are far away. Small... far away... ah forget it!
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh - I wonder how many others will get the joke! All time great line of "British" comedy.
DeleteEnzo, are you small, or is it simply that Chile is far away?? As Tom would say (being the student of factual accuracy that he is) Ted and Dougal are hardly British as I have it on good authority that they are (or were in Teds case) and/or purport to be from South of the border. Clara's pickiness is apparently catching!
DeleteWe do need some more scenic Motor cycle pics to bring us back on subject (and also to see what wheels you have traded the failed engineering excercse in for - I am hoping it might be a Dominator 99/Gold star/Bonneville or the like - as you insist on piloting old metal around the race tracks of Europe)
The dream does seem to still be alive so Keep calm and ...... well you know what.
Saw the upstanding Catlow at Race Retro - and he was. Saw Button do a number on all the rest this morning and Hamilton was very sulky about it all while Seb was bright and charming - a bit like you.
Best, Henry - Lord of the Cotswolds and servant to The Queen - and of course to Clara.
I am glad to see there are others who are fans of Craggy Island.
DeleteBike now in the hands of BMW (not without a few trials tho & possibly more to come). Earliest the part will be available is 3 weeks so there will not be any travelog for a while!
How was the lad Catlow, has he finished the Elan yet?
I caught the race too - I just hope he continues to put his "team mate" in his place!
Is anyone else slightly relieved that this blog appears to have become a forum for discussion of racing, alcoholic beverages, wilks complete failures of pursuing latin women and other generally slanderous comments to be thrown around at will, rather than actually having any relevance to a bike trip round south america, that would just be tedious...
ReplyDeleteFrom here it looks like the newspapers are on strike or they have stopped puting Suduko in them. Haven't you lot got anything better to do? There must be a wheel nut that needs losening.
DeleteKevin, How could you doubt my IT skills, I have avidly followed your travels from day 1. Just that I only open up the lap top once in ages. Your trip so far sounds like great fun. Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteRegards,Vic.
Vic
DeleteManaged to get enough steam up to get the PC going I see!
I believe you are in trouble as Team "Old Nail" have bumped in to someone who knows you AND a few stories!
Will you be out racing this season?
Thomas,
ReplyDeleteI can't speak for Lord Clara (despite having already gained a great admiration for his apparent natural wit and charm) but us "city" types of the non motor racing variety are easily distracted. Sadly there has been little evidence of a bike trip (a)round South America of late. Too much donkey oatey, great battles that changed the world, Heinikin and surfing. children will play as a result. On a personal level further details of Wilks failures or un reported skills with latin women would be welcomed
Lord Clara?! - We all know she wears the trousers in that house but I don't think she wears the boxer shorts!
DeleteThere is clearly no need for me to talk about biking around the south American continent as a Rusty Ferrer is of more practical use to you "homies".
I can assure you that, whilst in my presence, the closest Wilks has come to the latin women is when he pays the bar bill!
Enzo, The papers have not stopped publishing Sudoko ('tho the Times still does not have a page 3 - well a proper page 3), but said papers are these days full of discussion about homosexual(hate the hijacking of the lovely word "gay") marraiges - which brings me back to trousers, boxers, sex changes etc. If she is truly Lord Clara (and she thinks David is a delightful and perceptive person what with comments about "charming and witty") then I must be Lady Henry - at least it should get me into the Westonbirt Vs CLC ladies rugby changing rooms. Always look on the bright side of life - as some great British comic sung.
DeleteAnd to help welcome Vic with a quiz question and not a sudoko grid - "Paul of the 49ers" - so like "Wilks of the Antarctic" and therefore it fits within the extremely closely defined subject matter of the blog (alcohol, alcohol abuse, misspelled alcohol brand names, correctly spelled alcohol brand names, motor racing, alcohol, Beer ( a diluted form of alcohol), Latin Lady experiences, unnamed Latin Lady experiences, inexperienced (yet) Latin ladies, donkeys, brightly coloured unreliable foreign motor cycles, fish - sorry, animals - that swim upside down, South Americans who confuse parachute jumping with surfing, Sons of great men leading their fathers (and friends) astray etc etc.
This is, of course part of our "Care for the Community - overseas division" projct. you do feel cared for dont you Enzo??
Best, Henry
Henry
DeleteI have seen you in shorts, I don't think you would make CLC 4th XV and the beard would have to go (unless you were big enough to prop for them).
It's not my fault the Latin women don't go for 6' 4" muscular blonde guys.......or even 5'10" grey haired fat blokes!
ReplyDeleteSorry your right, Imola it was just shows how much I had to drink! It was bloody dark at the bottom of that hedge wherever it was? I may have got wrong venue but was unaware Clara has had a sex change and become a Lord, I was aware of cash for questions but not aware of sex change for a knighthood?
Dear David,
ReplyDeleteI think you may have caused great hilarity in camp blog and all at my expense!! Please don't worry, I can take it, I have broad shoulders (like most Lords!)
I shall look forward to meeting you over an "Old Speckled Hen"!
LORD Clara
I wonder if he got confused when someone said "Clara was drunk as a Lord"?
DeleteCould have been worse - could have been "drunk as a skunk"