Sunday 22 January 2012

An education from the Judge

Via the various travelling websites on the interweb I met up with an American who has just finished his trip from Nevada to Buenos Aires via Ushuaia.
Dave is an interesting character, a lawyer who has recently retired to the bench and sits by rotation. We had a coffee down by the marina and he kindly brought some maps, papers and books for me. What was immediately clear was that I will need to plan the trip more than I had intended.

Fuel stops (which I sort of knew), Accommodation and Ferry crossings to name the main things. I am also going to have to do more miles per day (on average) than i had intended. For example, when he came through Peru he averaged about 35 miph. The winds down in Patagonia reduce the range on a tank of fuel to 250 miles (sounds a lot until you see how far apart the towns are). Fuel is not awlays available at the stations and if they have it you  may be queing for 2 hours

On the good side, he talked of all the great roads and sights.Thankfully there were relatively few "this is a dangerous road" or "I was nearly killed here" as he scrawled on the old map.The trouble at boarder crossings and attacks (cobblestone to the head of a friend of his) were generally in Central America, which suits me, as I dont intend to go that far North.

After coffee we wandered up to the Presidential palace a big pink building. The Judge had obviously studied the history of the countries visited and made me feel rather inadequate so i will have to do some reading. We joined a tour of the building with a bi-lingual guide which was great, the only trouble was his two languages were Spanish and Portugese.Any way we sort of got he gist of it.
This is the view from the balcony where the Peron's addressed the masses. Just out of shot on the right were the armoured personnel carriers and the Water Canon so my attempts to raise the issue of the Falklands was quoshed.

This is a soldier who smiled a lot, especially when i tripped up the steps in my flip flops just after taking this picture!

The Judge was taking an unusual amount of interest in the art on the walls. They are celebrating 200 years as a nation so pulled in a few works of the great and good of Latin politics. Che was there along with Zapata, Belgrano and of course Evita. It transpires that the Judges mother (an artist &  teacher) lived in Springs NY at the time of Pollock, de Kooning, Rothko etc. He remembers them as a child, it sounds like they drank alot. One time, knowing deKooning didn't like water, they organised a sailing trip to tease him. de Kooning got so drunk he threw up all over the boat.

Just shows you never know who you are going to meet or the stories thay have to tell. Did i mention i felt rather inadequate?

Tour over, I offered to buy The Judge lunch - curiously he choose Chinese? Well, I suppose he had been eating Guniea Pig for 3 months so it must have made a nice change.

4 comments:

  1. I am reading a book which, by chance, has enlightened me as to what Delbert is suffering from. I have known him about 30 years and it is only now I think I know why he is as he is! I quote:
    "Why subject yourself to untold pain and deprivation when popping to the local shops and back followed by a bit of a sit down, is an option? Why explore when you can tidy? Why sail singlehandedly when you can read singlehandedly, trek when you can take a taxi, abseil when you can take the stairs, stand when you can sit, or listen to Neil Sedaka's Greatest Hits when you can take your own life.
    And it is no good pretending that G.T.D.S.B.S. syndromeis rare, because we all know someone who has been touched by it. Someone at work, or their brother, or someone in the aerobics class, has run a marathon. Twenty six miles. Twenty six pointless miles. And do we know anyone who has enjoyed it ? Of course we don't. They might pretend they enjoyed it, but they are lying. Life is full of mysteries, doubts and unfathomables but if we can be certain of one thing in this world then it is this:
    Running 26 miles is NO FUN.
    I think it was probably an American who came up with the adage "if it ain't hurting, it ain't working". It would be nice to think that shortly after he uttered those words someone smacked him in the mouth by way of demonstrating how well it was working for him.
    This syndrome G.T.D.S.B.S. is known as GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABIT SILLY (Source- Freud, Dreams and the Unconscious, published 1896)
    There we have Delbert explained!!!

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  2. I am delighted to report that i am "suffering" like a man. The location, food, wine and people can only be tolerated for so long. BUT, I will struggle on a little longer despite the "hurting".
    Clearly it is silly to be doing what i am but i am sure the crisis will abate in a year or two.

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  3. Cobblestone to the head Enzo?? I did suggest you should take my Luger (or the Colt) - or even the Iron Cross to make you apprear fearless (as I have no doubt you do). Otherwise, it sounds very good so far. Cheers, Henry.

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  4. Henry
    It did sound rather nasty - he was laid up for about a week.

    As for the Luger i think there are quite a few people in S.America with those, some of those still wear their Iron Crosses when they are doing the supermarket run!

    Not fearless, a born coward - why do you think i bought the biggest bike i could get. As they used to say "if you cant fight wear a big hat"!

    Any news on "you know who"?

    hasta la vista

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